The Home Page of Bad English

The Home of Bad English was started after I accidentally read instructions for a Polish TV receiver.

It contains the worse English texts I have ever seen. They are so bad to make anyone laugh (except the people, who wrote them).

Mostly they are the result of word-by-word translation with every second word taken directly from a dictionary. Although I think even such text would be probably better.

If you have any examples of extremely bad English (not from my home page 8->), please send them to Marko.Kavcic@kiss.muzej.si. I will add them to this page.

Click one of the links below to make your life longer (laughing is healthy).

George the Starfish Elephant Multix War in Space Tank Kombat 3D Fdf's Doom levels Educational Games Main Page
Links Future (2013) Why Some People Shouldnt Have a Computer Already here Sperm Whale FDF