R: Do you want to play questions?
G: How do you play that?
R: You have to ask questions.
G: Statement. One love.
R: Cheating!
G: How?
R: I hadn't started yet!
G: Statement. Two love.
R: Are you counting that?
G: What?
R: Are you counting that?
G: Foul. No repetition. Three Love and game.
R: I'm not going to play if you're going to be like that.
G: Who's serve?
R: Ummm...
G: Hesitation. Love one.
R: Who's go?
G: Why?
R: Why not?
G: What for?
R: Ah! No synonyms! One all.
G: What in God's name is going on?
R: Foul! No rhetoric. Two one.
G: What does it all add up to?
R: Can't you guess?
G: Are you addressing me?
R: Is there anyone else?
G: Who?
R: How would I know?
G: Why do you ask?
R: Are you serious?
G: Was that Rhetoric?
R: No.
G: Statement. Two all. Game point.
R: What's the matter with you today?
G: When?
R: What?
G: Are you deaf?
R: Am I dead?
G: Yes or no?
R: Is there a choice?
G: Is there a God?
R: Foul! No non-sequitors. Three-two. One game all.
G: What's your name?
R: What's yours?
G: You first!
R: Statement. One love.
G: What's your name when you're at home?
R: What's yours?
G: When I'm at home?
R: Is it different at home?
G: What home?
R: Haven't you got one?
G: Why do you ask?
R: What are you driving at?
G: What's your name?
R: Repetition. Two love. Match point.
G: Who do you think you are?
R: Rhetoric! Game and match!!