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Hey man, have you a Netscape browser? Your monitor supports 600x800 pixels? No. Shit, you are in trouble... I will tell u something:" LIFE SUXX!" But, don't panic I have an advice for you: "Take a look to that fuck'n good old-fashioned Netscape home site. There might be an icon for your mouse. Heh, this is a free publicity to those damned guys from Netscape. But who cares! " Microsoft©: BLEEAAH! "

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