> Which condom would you use....
>
> Nike Condoms: Just do it.
> Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
> Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
> Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
> Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker
> Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing.
> Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman.
> Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
> Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
> Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
> DialCondoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
> New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.
> California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
> Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever. KFC
> Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
> Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.
> Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
> Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
> The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place,
> it doesn't belong in your face...
> General Electric condom: We bring good things to life.
> AT&T condom: "Reach out and touch someone."
> Bounty condom: The quicker picker upper.
> Microsoft condom: where do you want to go today ?
> Energizer condom: It keeps going and going and going....
> M&M condom: "It melts in your mouth, not in your hand!"
> Chevron condom: use them? people do.
> Taco Bell condom: get some; make a run for the border
> MCI condom: for friends and family Double
> Mint condom: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
> The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter
> Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are
> United Airlines travel pack: Fly United
> The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone
> Before Lee condoms: Rough riders
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> YOU WILL EXPERIENCE GREAT SEX within four days of receiving this
> letter, provided you send it on. Since the copy must tour the world,
> you must make ten copies and send them to others. This is no joke.
> Send no money. Send copies to people who need to GET LAID within 97
> hours.